ULTIMATE LASAGNA

Welcome to the Ultimate Lasagna recipe. This recipe is guaranteed to bring your friend's tastebuds to their knees, leaving them begging for more. And we all know how much fun it is to watch friends beg!

The story of this recipe
What makes it Ultimate lasagna?
Ingredients
Preparation
Assembly
Cooking and serving


Background
The recipe has evolved over the last 20 years. People eat it, roll their eyes, and talk about how it's the best lasagna they've ever had. I take full credit, deserved or not. Here's the story:

Many years ago some friends were staying at my home as sort of extended house guests. Since they weren't paying any rent, they took it upon themselves to prepare most of the meals. One day, one of the guests went to the store and came back with a pound each of hamburger and sausage, a container of cottage cheese, a small pile of jack cheese slices, a can of tomato sauce, and some wide noodles.

Oh. Lasagna! Or at least it was in about an hour. It didn't taste to bad, and appeared to be easy to make. "Hey, I can do that too", I thought.

Since that time, I have made the dish annually for friends. Of course the recipe has improved a little since that first "draft". Every year, it has been a goal to improve at least one aspect of the dish; add an ingredient, switch to a fresh version of an existing ingredient, etc. The breakthrough came when I started raiding the garden of some good friends for fresh tomatoes and herbs.

20 years later, voila! Ultimate lasagna! The recipe from this past year had the distinction that every single ingredient except for the cheese was made fresh from scratch. It was a real belly-buster of a dish.




What makes Ultimate Lasagna ultimate?
Two things; size of the dish and Quality of ingredients.

The ingredients and proportions for this recipe create enough lasagna to fill one of those impossibly large, foot and a half long, 4" deep lasagna pans you get at Macy's or a specialty store. How many people does it feed? A lot. Really a lot. And you can freeze the leftovers and have a super meal out of season.

Fresh ingredients are the real key to ultimate lasagna. Whenever possible, use fresh ingedients, and made from scratch ingredients. This means quality meat, fresh herbs, good cheese, made from scratch noodles, that kind of thing. Balance of flavor and lots of simmering, play strong supporting roles. Substitutions are cheerfully allowed, as long as you remember that freshness and flavor balance are what count. There are many tips scattered through out this recipe to help you achieve Ultimate Lasagna.




Ingredient list

Item Quantity
Sauce:
Tomatoes about 50
Tomato paste 2 small cans
Yellow Onion 2 medium
Carrots 2
Red wine 1 cup
Flat Italian Parsley 1 cup
Garlic 10 cloves
Salt 3 tbsp
Basil ½ cup
Marjoram 2 tsp
Oregano 2 tbsp
Nutmeg ½ tsp
Sugar 3 tsp
Fresh ground pepper 1 tsp 
Bay leaves 4
Pesto (optional) ½ cup
Meat:
Ground sirloin 1½ lb
Hot Italian sausage 2½ lbs
Other:
Lasagne noodles Equivalent of 30-40 18" long, Wide Lasagna noodles
Mozzarella 20-25 Slices
Jack 20-25 Slices
Parmesan Reggiano ½ lb
Ricotta 3 large tubs
Goat Cheese (optional) 6 oz.
Eggs 2


Notes on ingredients:

Noodles
If you choose to make the pasta from scratch, see the Made from scratch recipe tips. If you choose to use the dry pasta from the store, be sure to get a brand made in Italy. The Italian government has much stricter guidelines on pasta ingredients and its preparation then does the U.S. There is nothing wrong with store bought noodles as long as you get the Italian stuff. As a matter of fact, if there is one ingredient that is the hardest to justify making from scratch for this dish, it's the pasta. Who would've guessed? As a matter of fact, I know a chefs at a fine restaurant that has his choice, and still uses dry pasta. But be forewarned, there are many brands of pasta with packaging designed to fool you into thinking its from Italy. The ONLY true Italian brands say "Product of Italy" somewhere on the package. Now you know.

Cheese
For the parmesean, the Italians win again. Use only Parmesan Reggiano. This cheese is produced on a family farm in Italy. It has very few ingredients, nothing magical. But the secret is that the cows producing the cheese are fed a strict, uniform diet. Also, strict processing requirements assure that the product you buy is always the same; the best!

For the sliced cheeses, get as much as possible from a good deli (not the deli section at Safeway or Kroger!). Have the deli person slice the Jack and Mozzarella for you. The goal is thin, uniform slices.

For the Ricotta, just get the best brand the store carries. There are low fat versions, but you may not wish to bother. You're already doomed on the calorie count for this dish.

If you do the goat cheese, just get the plain stuff and remember that a little goes a long way. (It's fun to tell your company that there is a "secret" ingredient and see who can guess what it is.

Spices
This is where the "fresh is best" motto really comes in. Whenever possible get your spices fresh from the produce section, or better yet, your neighbors back yard. They're free that way. If you go with dried herbs, make sure the bottle hasn't been sitting open on the shelf for the past decade. And cut the amounts in ½ to start. Dried herbs tend to be more concentrated than their fresh counterparts.

Tomatoes
If using fresh tomatoes, get vine ripened if at all possible. This is important. Run of the mill, store bought tomatoes are just to pathetic to consider for ultimate lasagna. The vine ripened babies make all the difference. If you can't get vine ripened tomatoes, you are probably better off with an Italian brand of whole canned tomatoes.

Meat
For the hamburger, just use the best you can find. And do yourself a favor and buy the naturally rasied, hormone free meat, if you are fortunate enough to have such a store.

For the sausage, either follow the fresh recipe (easy, and highly recommended), or buy some fresh Hot Italian Sausage. Mild is OK if you're serving children or sissies.




Preparation     (Revenge is a dish best served cold. Lasagna is a dish best prepared ahead of time.)

The sauce

Note: If you are a vegetarian, more power to you, but I don't know what to tell you cause I've never done it without meat. You may be fine just leaving the meat out, or you may want to add a meat substitute. Let me know what you did if it turns out well.


The meat

With the meat now added, the sauce is complete. What's important now is to simmer the sauce for at least 4-8 hours to let the flavors meld.




Preparation for assembly

Very little to do here except cook the noodles and pull the prepared ingredient from the fridge.